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KC Metro Weekly Foray Week Five
Congrats to those who survived.
I've seen as much KC Metro football as anybody who isn't currently a corrupt commissioner, and that was the very first week with rain throughout that I can remember.
Now for that snow week. Or maybe fog. That'd be cool.
We dem boys…
Kings of the Beach - TMT sits atop the power rankings the currently reside in my head after two dramatic wins this week over the Rams and DNA, winning the latter on a full-field Hail Mary hauled down by Woodrow McPherson on the final play of the game. It wasn't without controversy though, as he may have dropped the ball on his way to the ground. Calvin Johnson wanted it ruled incomplete.
More Dramatics - That wasn't the only game to come down to the final play, as DNA played a barnburner with the Rams, with the Double Helixes pulling out the win on an INT return on the game's final play. DNA is a team that has really [content deleted]
Arrival Announced - Alright. I haven't been buying into the hype all season long, but I'm ready to take Seville Ko and TkO seriously. Well, maybe just TkO. But taking down the Rams 26-6 is impressive. I like their QB, too. Impressive demeanor that Travis Barzee.
Undefeated Season - A 10-0 season the Great West, I don't think I've ever seen that. A hell of a season for a team who's played multiple seasons out there, but never really seen results like this. An offseason captaincy change to QB Terry Rowe-mo is partly to credit. Otherwise, not much is different with this team. They just buckled down, manned up, and came together as a team. They did it the right way. And I experienced the journey right alongside them. Props, boys.
Best Game of the Season - The Dotte v. Canes. And this one was personal. But not in that bullshit way you'd see out of [content deleted], this was a good-spirited competition, where both teams wanted to win bad. Could stand to see more of that out there on Sundays.
Shocker - Black Sox 55, Warriors 26: The most shocking result of the season. I mean, what? Hell, the Superior Colored Socks scored 54 points in their other game. Ol' Randy Sockmaker out there, just slinging fun around like he's throwing to dudes who like underaged girls. #NotTooSoon
Grown Man's Win - Black Sox weren't the only team to take down an American North team on Sunday, as The Avengers toppled The 816 by a point. These dorks in costumes can't wait to *avenge* their loss to The Dotte earlier this season. Hoping for that Championship matchup.
Wide Open - I have zero idea who will win this division's playoffs. None. I'm hesitant in calling GFK the favorites because, yanno, Adam O'Neil. The Mooles are gritty, but inexperienced. The Skinny Pimps are alotta fun, but again, inexperienced. The Franchise has added some talent throughout the season, and are playing their best ball now. I can't figure out how in the world the Yellow Jackets are 2-6 with their level of talent. I've never heard of the Dotte Boyz, but if they are The Dotte's farm team, then they are cool by me. The Mustangs are an overrated vehicle for guys with something to hide.
Best Way To Settle This - A Battle Royal. Let all 7 teams play 1 game on the same field for all the marbles. How could this go wrong? Please message Cyrus Riahi on Facebook to make this happen.
Hey, the Chiefs are playing actual football games. We recorded a podcast and wrote a few articles this week over at AHPKC.com, check them out:
PODCAST: Chiefs Preseason Week 1
3, 2, 1: LIST OFF: Ranking the NFL's 32 Starting Quarterbacks
His Dirkness, yo